Stop Being Such An A**hole Ornament — Laser-Engraved Wood

For the one who has it coming. Hang it where they'll see it every day until New Year's.

The same Stop Being Such An A**hole art from the sweatshirt: an old-school traffic cop, hand up, whistle out. Cut and deep laser-engraved in Baltic birch in our Louisville wood shop.

• About 4 1/4" tall (width follows the shape of the design)
• 1/8" Baltic birch, deep laser-engraved
• Pre-cut hanging hole
• Uncensored on the ornament itself
• Laser-engraved in Louisville, KY

Made by hand, so no two are exactly alike. Every piece of birch has its own grain, so the engraving takes on a slightly different tone from one ornament to the next.

Ships in the same bag as your shirt.

Order by Dec 13 for Christmas delivery.