Shiny Paint Causes Stress – Funny Hot Rod Mechanic T-Shirt

If you know, you know. The “Shiny Paint Causes Stress” shirt is for anyone who’s ever tip-toed around a freshly painted car or lost sleep over fingerprints, rock chips, or door dings.

Designed with car enthusiasts, builders, and perfectionists in mind, this funny automotive graphic t-shirt delivers dry humor with everyday comfort. It’s the perfect tee for the garage, car shows, cruises, or anyone who understands that flawless paint is both a blessing and a curse.

Each shirt is individually screen printed in Louisville, Kentucky, using durable inks and soft, premium fabric built for real wear. A classic unisex fit makes it easy to wear whether you’re wrenching, detailing, or just admiring the shine from a safe distance.

Product Details:

• Unisex graphic t-shirt
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• High-quality screen-printed design
• Funny car culture and automotive humor shirt
• Perfect for car shows, garages, and casual wear
• Screen printed in Louisville, KY

Because shiny paint looks amazing… and absolutely raises your blood pressure.

Hand-screen printed in Louisville, KY by hot rodders for hot rodders. Comfortable fit and durable quality, printed on a Gildan Heavy Cotton shirt. Shirts run true to size.

Ships for FREE Anywhere in the United States. 

Global customers will be charged actual shipping costs calculated at checkout.