Sasquatch Customs Muscle Car Collection T-Shirt — 1970 Chevelle SS Pro-Touring Bigfoot Tee — Rod Shop Collective

Sasquatch Customs — Muscle Car Collection — 1970 Chevelle SS

He knows.

He does not need to say it. He does not need to point at it or explain it or make the case for it to anyone standing in the vicinity because the case makes itself the moment the Chevelle rolls into the parking lot and the conversation stops and every head turns and every person within eyeshot does the same involuntary calculation — green, SS stripes up the middle, stanced, pro-touring, wide on all four corners, sitting exactly where a 1970 Chevelle SS needs to sit to communicate everything it needs to communicate without using a single word — and arrives at the same conclusion simultaneously.

That is the baddest American muscle car in town. And Sasquatch built it.

The 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS is not a debatable proposition. It is not a matter of opinion or preference or the particular bias of whatever camp you grew up in. It is a historical fact rendered in sheet metal and cubic inches and the particular genius of a General Motors design team that looked at the muscle car wars of 1970 and decided that the correct response was to build something so wide, so low, so purposeful, and so comprehensively correct in every proportion and every detail that nobody who saw it could reasonably argue that it should be any different in any way. The SS stripes running up the center of the hood and the roof and the decklid are not decoration. They are a declaration. They say exactly what this car is and exactly what it intends to do and exactly how it feels about any other car that happens to be in the same zip code at the same time.

In pro-touring trim the argument gets stronger. Much stronger.

Green — not subtle, not apologetic, not the kind of green that hedges its bets or tries to be something more conservative — green that commits completely to being exactly the color it is and makes the SS stripes read in high contrast against it in a way that stops people at a hundred yards and holds them there until the car has passed and they are still standing in the parking lot trying to process what they just saw. Stanced. Wide. Pro-touring sorted from the suspension up — the kind of build where the function and the aesthetics tell the same story in the same language and neither one has to compromise for the other because the builder was good enough and patient enough and serious enough to make both things true at the same time.

Sasquatch is leaning on the rear quarter panel. Arms crossed. Not smiling exactly but not not smiling either — the particular expression of someone who has done the work and knows the result and is completely at peace with the fact that the result is exactly what he knew it would be when he started. He does not need validation. He does not need the crowd that has gathered to tell him what he already knows. He built the baddest American muscle car in town and he is leaning on it and the crossed arms are the only commentary the situation requires.

This shirt is for the Chevelle faithful. For the SS community and the big block believers and the LS6 dreamers and the pro-touring builders and the stance crowd and the muscle car lifers who understand that the 1970 Chevelle SS is not just a great car — it is the benchmark. The thing that every other muscle car is measured against whether the owners of those other cars will admit it or not. For the builders who take the benchmark and push it further. For the green car people who know that the right color on the right car is not a choice — it is a statement. For everyone who has ever leaned against something they built with their arms crossed and known, without question or doubt or the need for any outside confirmation, that they had the baddest thing in the parking lot.

Sasquatch knows. The Chevelle proves it. The crossed arms say everything else.

Fit & Details
6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton. Relaxed unisex fit. Sizes S–3XL. True to size. Bold graphic art printed on premium black tee.

Part of the Sasquatch Customs Muscle Car Collection by Rod Shop Collective.