{"product_id":"stop-being-such-an-a-hole-ornament-laser-engraved-wood","title":"Stop Being Such An A**hole Ornament — Laser-Engraved Wood","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the one who has it coming. Hang it where they'll see it every day until New Year's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe same Stop Being Such An A**hole art from the sweatshirt: an old-school traffic cop, hand up, whistle out. Cut and deep laser-engraved in Baltic birch in our Louisville wood shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbout 4 1\/4\" tall (width follows the shape of the design)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1\/8\" Baltic birch, deep laser-engraved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-cut hanging hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncensored on the ornament itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-engraved in Louisville, KY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade by hand, so no two are exactly alike.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every piece of birch has its own grain, so the engraving takes on a slightly different tone from one ornament to the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips in the same bag as your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder by Dec 13 for Christmas delivery.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rod Shop Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68273757028653,"sku":"RSC-ORN-STOP","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/2483\/6909\/files\/stop-being-such-an-a-hole-wood-ornament.jpg?v=1794334681","url":"https:\/\/rodshopcollective.com\/products\/stop-being-such-an-a-hole-ornament-laser-engraved-wood","provider":"Rod Shop Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}