{"product_id":"shiny-paint-causes-stress-original-t-shirt","title":"Shiny Paint Causes Stress T-Shirt — The Original Hand Screen Printed Patina Tee — Rod Shop Collective","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eShiny Paint Causes Stress — The Original\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eThis is the shirt that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003estarted it all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eBefore Rod Shop \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eCollective was a website, before it was \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ea catalog, before it was anything with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ea checkout button — it was this shirt, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003escreen printed by hand, sold to people \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ewho understood exactly what it meant \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ewithout needing it explained. Bold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ewhite text on black. No graphic. No \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003echaracter. Just the truth, said \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eplainly, for the people who already \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eknew it in their bones.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eShiny paint \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ecauses stress. Ask anyone who has ever \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eowned a mirror finish — the water spot \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003epanic, the swirl mark anxiety, the way \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ea perfect show car turns every parking \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003elot into a minefield. Now ask a patina \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eguy. Ask the hardcore hot rodder \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003erunning forty years of honest sun fade \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eand surface rust on purpose. Ask the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eauto body tech and the refinisher \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ewho spend all day laying down flawless \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003efinishes for other people and then go \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ehome to a truck that has never seen a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ebuffer and never will. They will \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eall tell you the same thing. Shiny \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003epaint causes stress. Patina \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ecauses none.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eThis is the original run, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eat the original price, still \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ehand screen printed by me, one shirt at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ea time, the exact same way it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ehas been done since the very first \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ebatch. Not outsourced. Not reprinted \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ethrough a fulfillment warehouse \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003esomewhere. Pulled by hand, same as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ealways.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eFor the patina faithful. For \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ethe rust and primer believers. For \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ethe refinishers and auto body techs who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eunderstand the stress of a perfect \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003efinish better than anyone, because \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003ethey are the ones who create it for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eliving and choose not to live with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eit themselves. For everyone who has ever parked three spaces away from the guy circling his show car with a microfiber towel and felt absolutely nothing but peace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eShiny Paint Causes Stress. Patina is proof. Wear the original.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\"\u003e100% cotton Gildan tee. Black. Relaxed unisex fit. Sizes S–3XL. True to size. Bold white statement text. 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