{"product_id":"sasquatch-customs-we-haul-lowrider-toyota-box-truck-t-shirt","title":"Sasquatch Customs Lowrider Series T-Shirt — WE-HAUL Toyota Box Truck U-Haul Parody Bigfoot Tee — Rod Shop Collective","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eSasquatch Customs — Lowrider Series — 1989 Toyota WE-HAUL Box Truck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eMoving \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eday just got a lot more complicated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eYo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eu called for a truck. You needed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003esomething reliable and orange and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eroughly the right size to get \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eyour couch and your dresser \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eand your seventeen boxes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003estuff you definitely need but \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehave not opened since the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003elast time you moved from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003epoint A to point B without \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eincident or spectacle or the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003einvolvement of an eight foot \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ecryptid with impeccable taste in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003esuspension modifications and gold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewire wheels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eWhat showed up was not \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eWhat showed up was a 1989 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eToyota box truck — orange and white, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eWE-HAUL stenciled down the side in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eletters that mean business — sitting so \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003elow on a set of gold Dayton wire \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003espoke wheels that the clearance \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ebetween the frame and the pavement is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003econversation rather than a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003emeasurement. Hydraulics that nobody at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eToyota engineering anticipated when \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethey were designing a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eutilitarian commercial vehicle for the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003epractical transportation needs of small \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ebusinesses and weekend movers in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003elate 1980s. A suspension \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003esetup that transforms the most \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eno-nonsense vehicle in the history of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eJapanese commercial truck manufacturing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003einto the most talked \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eabout lowrider on the block. And \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ebehind the wheel — or more accurately, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eleaning against the side of it with one \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003every large hand resting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eon the WE-HAUL lettering and the other \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehand casually working \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethe switches — Sasquatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eOf course it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eis Sasquatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eBecause \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewho else would take a 1989 Toyota box \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003etruck and turn it into a lowrider? Who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eelse has the vision to look at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003esomething that was designed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eexclusively for the purpose of moving \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eboxes from one apartment to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eanother and see the lowrider that was \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehiding inside it all along? Who else \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewould show up to the car show in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003esomething this unexpected and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethis perfect and park it between the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eMonte Carlos and the Impalas and the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eBel Airs and somehow make \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eeverything else look like it was not \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003etrying hard enough?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eOnly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eSasquatch. Only always Sasquatch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eWE-HA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eUL. Because someone has to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003emove this thing. And someone has to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003elower it. And apparently \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethat someone is an eight foot cryptid \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewith hydraulics, gold Dayton wire \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewheels, and a moving truck that has \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003enever once been used for moving \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eanything except the goalposts on what a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003elowrider can be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThis shirt is for the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eones who appreciate the left field \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ebuild. The lowrider faithful who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eknow that the best canvas is not always \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethe most obvious one. The JDM \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ecommunity and the mini truck scene and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethe box truck \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ebelievers and the novelty apparel crowd \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eand everyone in between who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehas ever looked at a moving truck \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eand thought — you know what that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eneeds? Lower. Much lower. On gold wire \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ewheels. With Sasquatch hitting the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eswitches while the neighbors try to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003efigure out what is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ehappening and whether they should call \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003esomeone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThey should not call anyone. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eThere is nothing anyone can do. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eSasquatch has the switches and the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eWE-HAUL is going nowhere fast — which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eat this ride height \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eis the only speed available and also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003ethe correct speed for something that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003elooks this good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_6ta1u_30\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003e6.1 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_6ta1u_10\"\u003eoz. 100% ring-spun cotton. 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